Individually Trump supporters are like ions. They are highly reactive, and can be disruptive to otherwise stable molecules or societies. “The Art of the Deal” provides us with the means to cancel out these volatile properties. Donald trump emphasizes the importance of establishing dominance early in a business relationship. He refers to the dominant party as the “alpha.” In his book he teaches that the handshake is the first instance available to establish a dominant relationship. The technique is that by grasping the hand tightly, pulling the other towards you, making eye contact, and not letting go before the other party, you establish dominance. In theory If two trump supporters have read “The Art of the Deal” and shake hands when they meet at a, lets call it “business convention,” the force pulling them perpetually closer combined with the force of never letting go before the other will create a positive feedback loop of stupidity and form a new class of bond that I call “The Alpha bond.” Thus joining them by their respective attempts to establish dominance. Picture two bull moose rutting in the spring and locking horns until they starve to death, neutralizing them both, and allowing the rest of the moose to get on with the more substantive work of actual politics and governance. The activation energy required for the reaction to take place must be greater only than their natural reluctance to read a book.
Individually Trump supporters are like ions. They are highly reactive, and can be disruptive to otherwise stable molecules or societies. “The Art of the Deal” provides us with the means to cancel out these volatile properties. Donald trump emphasizes the importance of establishing dominance early in a business relationship. He refers to the dominant party as the “alpha.” In his book he teaches that the handshake is the first instance available to establish a dominant relationship. The technique is that by grasping the hand tightly, pulling the other towards you, making eye contact, and not letting go before the other party, you establish dominance. In theory If two trump supporters have read “The Art of the Deal” and shake hands when they meet at a, lets call it “business convention,” the force pulling them perpetually closer combined with the force of never letting go before the other will create a positive feedback loop of stupidity and form a new class of bond that I call “The Alpha bond.” Thus joining them by their respective attempts to establish dominance. Picture two bull moose rutting in the spring and locking horns until they starve to death, neutralizing them both, and allowing the rest of the moose to get on with the more substantive work of actual politics and governance. The activation energy required for the reaction to take place must be greater only than their natural reluctance to read a book.
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